Bits and Bobs

A few things I learned today:
1)Taare Zameen Par still makes me cry buckets, though ofcourse watching it on the big screen with L's shoulder to weep on is a different experience altogether.*Note to self-After initial pacifying L was disgusted by snivelly snotty me and said "It's only a movie dude." True sign from up above that L and I could never be.
2)Mr. High and Mighty is not only married to an annoyingly sweet-faced round Bong girl, but also drives a Mini Cooper...Will somebody please tell me how high that would make him rate on the coolness scale please?
3)Friends are strange things...Sometimes you have them and sometimes you don't.Stranger still-people who once proudly bore the title of BFF with you and posted incessantly on your wall telling you how much they loved you every two hours sometimes become strangers.o-kay lost count of the number of times I've said sometimes and stranger.
OMG today I found my long-lost childhood friend N. Online. FACEBOOK I WORSHIP YOU!
4)Weird things excite me...Today for example, I was thrilled at the prospect of going to watch Alice in wonderland in 3D ...Would you believe that I've never watched anything in 3D!
5)Cheese popcorn with a huge mug of coffee(and generous heaps of Coffe Mate)make for the best after-work snack.
6)I no longer feel odd to not have a boy constantly texting me and checking in on me fifty times a day.REALLY!
7)My mother gets this glint in her eyes if given the slightest opportunity to pluck ingrowths from my legs...(That's really not as gross as I made it sound)
8)Maybe my father does have a point when he says that looks are not the only thing I should look for when chosing a life partner.
9)It's been a year since I graduated from college and in three months I turn 22.My mother had me when she was 22 for crying out loud.Age is a big fat bitchy aunt who constantly does the tarantella on my head!
10)I need to listen to music when I shower in the morning,while I'm getting ready and on the bus to work.Any disturbance in this routine is a surefire way to kickstart a horrible day.
11)And just because I like ending lists with odd numbers..."and all that jazz" is now officially my favourite phrase.