If Wishes Were Horses (or however that went)....

Then right about now is when I'd be filling in an order form for my:
1) Pointy nose-Because I've always been convinced that girls with sharp noses(yes,even a parrot nose would work just fine)have all the fun, and just jump out of bed looking effortlessly gorgeous.
2)Driving license-Although I must admit that this has more to do with the fear of a sheer scrap of paper coming in the way of my fanciful“ cruising along highway in super oversized moviestar shades and perfectly wind whipped hair” dream sequence.
3)First P-a-y-i-n-g Gig-Because from time to time it would be nice to be remunerated for slogging my lowly intern ass off! Besides what more perfect platform,than an office,to display one's hot high waisted pants and trend-of-the-moment floral blouses a la Berschka et Topshop!
4)One way ticket to Xcity-Let's not get into this because I don't particularly feel like venturing into what to me, is still sensitive territory!
5)One-on-One classes with Shakira-To channel the inner she-wolf in me.
6)Beginning to scratch my head.
7)Are my needs that limited and satiable?
8)Why am I having flashbacks of Econ teacher?
9)Maybe I should classify these into wants, needs, luxuries (vague terms like "giffen goods" floating about)
10) Need to stop!
and that's a wrap people. SEE, I really am easy to please!